This blog is obviously not true, but after bad news on job growth, Texas weather, Vermont weather , we need a laugh. So here’s my projection of what the form I-485 would look like if Bachman or Perry was to become President in a Republican dominant legislature.
Instructions on Form I-485, Application to adjust status to Permanent Resident: Do not fill out this form if you are gay, lesbian, transsexual, or bisexual. We will simply deny your case.
1. Do you believe in God?
2. Is it a Christian God?
Only proceed If the answer to the above two questions are yes
3. Do you believe in Science?
4. Have you ever in your lifetime aided or abetted any terrorism or any scientific endeavors?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you believe in abortion?
7. Do you believe in Evolution?
8 Did you ever get an A or a B in any of your grades?
Only proceed if the answers to questions 3 to 8 is no
The rest of the form hopefully will look the same as the current I-485.