Sarah Palin and the Nod Nod Wink Wink Diplomacy

By October 3, 2008Commentary

For the past few weeks Gov. Sarah Palin was grounded in one of McCain’s numerous McMansions, and given a crash course in Maverickism for 14 hours a day. And the result showed in last night’s debate. Gov Palin knew who the President of Iran was, and could pronounce “Ahmadinejad” perfectly. She knew the names of all the dictators in the world. And she knew that “nucular weapons” were bad.

But most importantly though, she looked great. Her very pretty legs, and face must have stuck a chord in men’s hearts. And most world leaders are men. I can see President Sarkozy wanting to be her “friend.” That would mean much better relations with France. Gov Palin, if she becomes Pres. Palin or VP Palin, will usher in a new kind of diplomacy. I will call it the “nod nod wink wink” style of diplomacy. And maybe people like Osama Bin Laden will forget bomb making and instead salivate in front of American news. Not a chance of that with Barak.

And as for immigrants—-they just have to find the bridge to nowhere and come in through that. And as long as they don’t carry white flags, they will be allowed in.
And as soon as they come in, they will be told to “drill baby drill.”